Wear your failure like a crown with the Sundance Reject hat — the perfect accessory for filmmakers who’ve bravely faced rejection emails longer than their actual scripts. These pigment-dyed beauties say, “I’m still in the game,” without having to explain to your aunt why your movie isn’t on Netflix yet. Ideal for softening Thanksgiving interrogations, deflecting industry small talk, and achieving the rare aesthetic of looking exactly how you feel: tragically optimistic with a touch of delusion.